Karolina, You Still Rock a Pool Party

We were a little down about all the hoopla surrounding those Brazilian newspapers calling Karolina Kurkova fat after her appearance in a fashion show last week. We were even more depressed when the readers of the Huffintonpost seemed to agree.

And then, this morning, we found this comment, posted on the HP by Kestrel9000 of Fall River, Mass: "This hacks me off more than I can adequately express in polite company. I live in Fall River, MA, where there are a lot of Portuguese people, and I am a butt-watcher. Sheer joy. One tendency I've noticed about those Portuguese ladies' posteriors in general, they swing when they walk! Baby got BACK! THIS IS AS IT SHOULD BE!!!!!!
And my superficial is healthier than that other superficial. OK?
I never really did go after skinny girls. It just looks fake and unhealthy to me.
FEED THOSE WOMEN, DAMN IT! FEED THEM!!!!!"

If we had a nickel for every time we thought "my superficial is healthier than that other superficial, OK?" we'd have the $30 we need to buy the Clarins Self-Tanning Gel that reminds us why tan love handles look better than love handles. But since we don't, we'll just remember Kestrel's advice that sometimes a little jiggle is the best beauty accessory there is. Kestrel, we'll see you at the beach. And yes, we will have some fries with that shake!